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PukiJam – Tonight!

Quilla Constance has an Arts Council sponsored exhibition called ‘PUKIJAM’  – pv tonight.


So pop along and enjoy old and new works.  Quills’s new video piece deconstructs and reinforces notions of meaning and identity via a dystopian golliwog cakewalk. The performance is accompanied and interrupted by a montage of erotic media images, figurative objects and Allen’s mutant scat vocal set (which we have already heard and adored) against a relentless electronic throb.

198 Contemporary Arts and Learning,

Railton Road,



Uh-mazing pic by Simon Richardson
This exhibition is funded by Arts Council England, UAL,TrAIN, Lambeth Council, South London Art Map and Diversity Art Forum.

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Traffic stopper QC ridicules bogus feminist posturing of Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Katy Perry and other pop stars in shock BBC stunt

To coincide with London fashion week, satirical punk persona Quilla Constance (aka QC) performed an action-packed guerrilla gig outside BBC Broadcasting House, London. At the entrance to the BBC, QC proceeded to tear apart a collection of glamour and showbiz gossip magazines before metaphorically sending them up (quite literally skywards).

Pictures By Andrew Crowe

QC opened her performance with the following statement:

“I’m gonna spell this one out to you, Cyrus, Rihanna, Azalea, Perry, your so called empowerment, liberation, and freedom of choice simply herald the return of full-‐on objectification and potential re-­subordination of our sex. C.R.A.P. You welcome back to the mainstream a creeping collective acceptance of sexism and normalize the likes of Nuts, Benny Hill and Hugh Hefner. Like a perverse Trojan horse, you endorse the vapid excesses that are Stringfellow, Cowell et al allowing them centre stage once again. It’s high time that you wake up and realise that you’ve betrayed and undermined over a hundred years of equal opps progress; almost at a stroke with your greed and complicity. Next time, before you swing from a wrecking ball in the raw or grab hold of a pneumatic drill with your tits out and resonating to the giant throbbing vibrator, try thinking it through. You idiots, buffoons and fraudsters, don’t you know we write things down and remember them these days?”


Throughout her performance, QC [pictured above] wore an electric pink leotard and a skin tone Lycra catsuit adorned with crudely stitched Nike logos, botched Biro tattoos, toilet rolls, comedy pubic hair and numerous bags of fake drugs. To an amazed audience QC belted out three of her latest satirical pop songs, ‘VJAZZLED’, ‘PR BLITZ’ and ‘I WANNA MARRY A FOOTBALLER’. QC continued her performance to an amused audience outside the Groucho Club, London.

The VJAZZLED video link:

The PR BLITZ video link:

The SNOW DADDY video link:

Quilla Constance Re-title:

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PR Blitz by Quilla Constance

Watch our columnist’s uh-mazin’ new vid. Our very own red top moment – Quilla writhes about on a rubbish dump n gets her famous baps out.

“P. R – Blitz !!!”

We’re hooked.

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June 28, 2014 · 11:02 am

Go Grandma!

When this happens, you know you’re on the right side.



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Exclusive: Al Weiwei unveils new work S.A.C.R.E.D at 55th Venice Biennale

Haunting new stuff was shown at a press launch yesterday at the Sant’Antonin church in Venice, depicting Al Wei Wei’s time of incarceration, using hyper-realist models of himself and his captors. The notorious activist artist’s latest work is comprised of six parts: (i) S upper, (ii) A ccusers, (iii) C leansing, (iv) R itual, (v) E ntropy (vi) D oubt.








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Mark MacGowan is pushing a pig to Downing Street with his nose

As we write radical artist Mark MacGowan (aka Artist Taxi Driver) is pushing a pig with his nose from Kings Hospital, Camberwell to Downing Street, to express his disgust at the government flogging off parts of our NHS. He says on blog where’s daddy’d pig, “Without a mandate, having concealed their health policy, this Government is giving away NHS contracts to the highest bidder. The tendering of NHS services to private companies is a despicable act. Under the cloak of austerity the primary purpose of this government is to move public money into private pockets, as fast as humanly possible, they are like pigs at the trough of public money. “They” are the ones that are fleecing the public purse, “they are the least amongst us”.

Mark told La Bouche in an interview back in 2009 that he has no problem doing long distance crawls. “I’m really good at crawling. I can do about five miles a day. To me it’s like jogging” he revealed.


Mark MacGowan is well known for his mad art stunts or ‘comments’ as he likes to put it, on current affairs. Some of these have most famously included pushing a monkey nut across town with his nose to protest against student top up fees, leaving a tap running for a year and kicking a crack head around town to highlight their rights. In the last couple of years he has become a YouTube sensation for his wild rants about the Tories.

Get to Downing Street for 6pm to see Mark deliver his pig to number 10.

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Anthrax nun given two year community sentence

When we caught sight of this on the BBC site yesterday, we could not help but wonder where  we’d seen this naughty nun before. Then we remembered chatting to ‘Sister Ruth’  outside Tescos in Clapton one time. She was ever so nice, invited us over for a cup of tea n everything. Well, we were glad we got on her good side as it has transpired that we certainly wouldn’t want to get on l’autre..

According to the Beeb

 A 72-year-old woman who sent envelopes containing white powder to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg has been given a community order.

Ruth Augustus, who claims to be a Catholic nun, was found guilty of six hoaxes involving noxious substances in July.

She has been told she must serve a two-year community order and have mental health treatment.

The letters were intercepted at an east London mail screening centre last year.

The powder was found to be non-hazardous, the Old Bailey heard.

Augustus, of Leyton, east London, accepted that she sent envelopes with letters in them but claimed police put the white powder in.
Devil worship

Mark Kimsey, prosecuting, said three envelopes were intercepted at a mail screening centre on 17 June 2011.

One was addressed to Deputy Prime Minister Mr Clegg and on the envelope was written “devil worshipping”, “freemason”, “sex with 30 plus women”.

When Sister Ruth was asked about her motivations concerning Clegg’s package, she said he “lied about all the tuition fees and everything else, keeping those Tory millionaires and rats in government”.

She added: “He boasted about all the women he’s had sex with. He’s an atheist singing hymns in the Albert Hall.”

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